Shit happens
So I already mentioned my stupid neighbors who keep their 2 large dogs in a small kennel, right? Well, the other morning I awoke to the stupid woman who comes out of her house and discovers that one of the dogs had a bad night and pooped liquidy stuff in the kennel, which apparently got onto both dogs during the night. There was a lot of "eeeuws" and "oh, nos" and "yucks." I had to fight hard to suppress my laughter and my urge to call out "Hey lady, shit happens."