Random Thought Provokers
middle of the week
work stress... my mind is Jell-O
do stupid survey
What makes you laugh?: Will Ferrell movies
Who is your hero?: Gore
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?: Obama
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: More than I have feet and yet, I have the crazy urge to go out and buy more
Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?: Vaporizes and contributes to increased ozone
Who do you blame for your mood today?: Myself
If the Internet were sex... I would: Be satisfied daily
Have you ever seen a dead body?: Yes, usually birds squished on the road
What is something scientists need to invent?: Longer days
What should we do with stupid people?: Crash test dummies? Ooh, strap them with positive magnets so they repel from on another, thus preventing them from creating stupid babies who will eventually grow up and become stupid adults (which are the worst of the stupid people)
Have you ever broken a bone?: Wishbone
Do you watch local news? Why?: No, just contributes to high blood pressure. Ignorance is bliss
What happens after you die?: Reincarnation? (I want to come back as anything but a bug) Heaven? (Giant shopping mall with credit card paid by someone else) Hell? (Stuck in a room with a room full of Republicans or one Paris Hilton for all eternity) Won't know till I get there
How big is your bed? Big enough?: Big enough for me to sleep on without moving the crap off
How long do you think you will live?: Long enough
My mood: tired