More C-Man Sayings
Warning: Contents are of a 3-year old nature, be prepared to laugh...
This morning, C-Man had to make doo-doo, so he's sitting on the potty doing his thing. He calls me and the following conversation takes place:
Me: Are you pau?
C-Man (sitting on the potty kneading his testicles): Mommy, what's these balls
Me: Those are called testicles.
C-Man: What are they for?
Me: Um, when you're a big boy, you need them to make babies.
C-Man (looking confused): I am a big boy.
Me: No you're not.
C-Man: Yes I am.
Me: Okay, when you're really big like Uncle Nate or Grandpa. Are you pau?
C-Man (still fondling himself and smiling): Mommy... I'm squishing them.
Me: Um, don't squish them too much. It's gonna hurt. Are you pau?
C-Man: Yeah.
Auntie M calls me tonite at work to tell me of the following that took place earlier today. He announced to everyone at the sitter's the following: My mommy doesn't have a penis. My mommy has hair. Her hair makes she-she.
Again I ask: Is that normal?
My mood: beside myself